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Indiana Winter Tourism
Posted on April 4, 2013 at 10:16 AM |
Greetings from the Indiana Dept. of Tourism. We would
like to invite all our friends from Southern climes to come and visit us during
this most enjoyable time of the year. Why slather on suntan lotion hoping
to add some color to that jail pallor. When you are here in Indiana just leave some
skin unexposed to the elements and in no time you will have a rosy glow like
you did when grandma scrubbed you with lye soap.
And what about all the lovely ice sculptures. The trees are just breathtaking
with sparkle and so visible from your vantage point at the side of the road
awaiting the tow truck. Our capital city would like to welcome you with a
blizzard warning. There's no better way to meet new people than sleeping
on a cot in a storm shelter. Or better yet enjoy one of our farm bed and
breakfasts when you get stranded out in the country far from the
interstate. You may even have the option to help with farm chores to
offset your lodging fee. For a taste of history simply venture out into the rural areas where you take a
step back in time. Heat and meals are prepared on a wood fire and the
stories and games played by oil lamp light because of power failures. And
don't forget those nice therapeutic baths from cold water drawn earlier in the
day because the well pumps and water heaters are electrically dependent.
And romance...make your Valentines Day trip to the Hoosier state and have an
evening you will always remember. Start off with a delectable meal of
cold pork and beans and progress to a night cap of Old Grandad to ward off the
cold before you put on 3 layers of clothes before climbing into bed. What
adventure for amore` with those Carhart coveralls ,Granny Flannels and battery
operated hunting socks. Make scenic wintertime Indiana your next tour destination. No need to let us know you are coming...we
can guarantee all the wintertime enjoyments we mentioned. Just fill up
the car with gas, batteries, first aid kit, blankets, clothes, food, water and
lots of cash to pay for the wrecker service. We are easy to find.
Just head North until you start to see cars and trucks slid off the road and
you will be here. We look forward to your visit. Your Tour Guide, (c) 2013 Ellen Wilson-Pruitt |
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